Rabies!

 …Woof!

Hunting for a hog, got bitten by a dog.
When stepping on its paw, struck me with its jaw.
I looked him in the eye, my oh my oh my.
Saw his eyeball glare, a twisted scary stare.

RABIEEEEEEEES!

…Uh!

Friday afternoon: fresh roadkill racoon.
Stopped to skin its coat, I grabbed it by the throat.
Bit me in the ass, thought I was a bass.
Blew out his last breath, such a pleasant death.

RABIEEEEEEEES!

Flyfishing at night, quickly turn to right.
Glimp of 4 white socks, damn it it’s a fox.
Contracting foaming mouth, aiming for the south.
“SNAP” goes its beak, a yodel and a shriek!

RABIEEEEEEEES!

My armpits smell like trash, itching body rash.
My limbs are getting sore, from walking on all fours.
My vision is a blur, I think I’m getting fur
Foam around my jaws, spasm in my claws

RABIEEEEEEEES!