A Wife Named Sue

Oh my Sue, you’re the love of my life
No one I ever knew, makes such good apple pie
Your hair as blond as sunshine, you’re as-sweet a girl can be
I’d never trade you in for one that’s seen half what you’ve seen

Oh my Sue, you’re the love of my life
In the worst of our days, you still stand by my side
Even though your parents hate me and you’re a little shy
You’re always right behind me even at a bar fight

And now goddamn Sue you’ve been naggin’ all night
Move your ass, I’m watchin the fight
Go take out the trash, AND BRING ME A BEER!

Oh my Sue, you’re the love of my life
Quite some dudes I know are jealous with me you know why
That pretty face of yours, those shiny pale eyes
Your rack still firm as melons and as tight like prom-night

Oh my Sue, you’re the love of my life
Since highschool we’re together, you never left my side
We’re like a fit for life, you’re all I ever need
You cook you clean the trailer and you ride me like a deer

But goddamn Sue you’ve been naggin’ all night
Move your ass I’m watchin the fight
Go take out the trash, AND BRING ME A BEER!

You know me Sue, I dont mean all bad. When I watch the fight I get a bit upset. I don’t mean no harm. It’s just my way of going with the flow you see… oh but there is one thing I do mean you know… when you get back in from taking out the trash… don’t… fuckin’ forget… to bring me… a GOD… DAMN… BEEEER!

Goddamn Sue you’ve been naggin’ all night
Move your ass I’m watchin the fight
Go take out the trash
Goddamn Sue don’t make me say it twice
Last time you didn’t listen you woke up with two black eyes, now
Go take out the trash AND BRING ME A BEER!