Thunderpants

Drunk as a moose, my vision is blurred and my stomach churns
Head spinning and I feel sick: feel the acid burn
A few more bites of sweet chili taco should do the trick
BEAN POWER! Go full speed ahead. Damn, I must take a shit!

Ooooooeeeh!        Aaaaah!

Fart like fool, draw the brown line straight through!
THUNDERPANTS! THUNDERPANTS!
Feel that leather flapper, let them nuggets tether!
THUNDERPANTS! THUNDERPANTS!
A river creeping downward, feel it dripping lower!
THUNDERPANTS! THUNDERPANTS!
Rumbles of the aftershock flow down into your socks…

I stumble out into street and hit the deck before climbing into my Mack
Feeling Woozy I hit the road and swerve left to right and back
Grappling for a beer, I hit a Deer and grind it totally flat
Strange rumblings in the interior,O Damn I really must take a crap!

Ooooooeeeh!        Aaaaah… … …!

Fart like fool, draw the brown line straight through!
THUNDERPANTS! THUNDERPANTS!
Feel that leather flapper, let them nuggets tether!
THUNDERPANTS! THUNDERPANTS!
A river creeping downward, feel it dripping lower!
THUNDERPANTS! THUNDERPANTS!
Rumbles of the aftershock flow down into your socks…
THUNDERPANTS! THUNDERPANTS! THUNDERPANTS!